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Run #141 - Wednesday 12 May 1999
  • Destination: Fyllingsdalen
  • Hare: Abominator
  • In the pack: Yogi, Backtracker, Foggy Glasses, Creepy Crawly, Dog Handler, Kamikaze, Fungus and Golden Clipper
  • Your scribe: Golden Clipper

As I should have written this hash trash 6 weeks ago I can only remember a few things about this run. We started off by driving to some school in Fyllingsdalen and then running up a hill (too steep for me as I am totally unfit in both mind and body to hash). Then suddenly out of the bushes came a large gorilla which must have escaped from the local Fyllingsdalen Zoo. I was very frightened and after a long wrestle I managed to run away from this huge beast. For some reason, no-one believed that I had been raped by a 8 foot gorilla.

Anyway, we ran down the hill (my anal orifice being rather dilated and sore at this point) and came to a road. From there we went along some paths and past a school. Creepy was front running again and not calling the check backs. It was here that two naked 16 year old (could have been younger) school girls asked me if they could give me a blow job. I said no but they insisted saying that they had never seen such a strapping fit and muscular example of the male species. I was used to such requests but as I was front running (as usual) I had to continue to keep my distance from the pack..

After the school we ran down a road past some houses and came close the main road. But no, a check back brought us into a field and past a farm. We came back onto the main road and ran across to another school. It was here that I tripped on a dodo bird (they obviously aren't extinct after all) and broke both my legs and arms. However, due my extreme fitness and mental strength I continued as the front runner.

We went off toward home up the main road to Bergen. As expected the brilliant hare had laid a bastard of a check back at the top of the hill. We went up into some hapless man's garden we went. Over a fence and back toward home.
Run summary
New location to hash for us all. I am full of shit on this one as how the hell do I know as I hardly ever hash
Hash Nosh summary
Barbecue at Dr Butt's place
Down-downsReason for down-downs
AbominatorHare: For the run
Yogi, Beer Stop & BacktrackerFor being ladies
YogiFor drinking with hat in the circle
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